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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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I'm in a weird place lately. And when I say "place" I mean state of mind. And when I say "weird" I mean homicidal pedophilia.
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I'm in a weird place lately. And when I say "place" I mean state of mind. And when I say "weird" I mean homicidal pedophilia. -
Join your Zoom holiday party? I'd rather gouge out my prostate with a grapefruit spoon. Still, that's not a flat "no".
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Join your Zoom holiday party? I'd rather gouge out my prostate with a grapefruit spoon. Still, that's not a flat "no". -
I’m Jose and this is my brother, Hose B.
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I’m Jose and this is my brother, Hose B. -
Hi and welcome to Friendly's! What the fuck do you want, dipshit?!
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Hi and welcome to Friendly's! What the fuck do you want, dipshit?! -
Today’s show sponsored by the popular new Japanese takeout smartphone app, Jim Belushi’s Sushi Mushi Mushi.
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Today’s show sponsored by the popular new Japanese takeout smartphone app, Jim Belushi’s Sushi Mushi Mushi. -
“The masters of the universe”? That might be a bit grandiose. They did not control matter and energy, time or space across millions of light years. Rather they pretty much just fought in the vicinity of castle Grayskull and rode green tigers.
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“The masters of the universe”? That might be a bit grandiose. They did not control matter and energy, time or space across millions of light years. Rather they pretty much just fought in the vicinity of castle Grayskull and rode green tigers. -
What did you do for a living before this, were you a traveling douchebag salesman?
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What did you do for a living before this, were you a traveling douchebag salesman? -
I asked the gardener if this is a Black Ash tree. He said “You bet your Black Ash it is!”
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I asked the gardener if this is a Black Ash tree. He said “You bet your Black Ash it is!” -
Why is it always "strep throat"? Why can't it ever, just once, be strep forehead, or strep philtrum?!
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Why is it always "strep throat"? Why can't it ever, just once, be strep forehead, or strep philtrum?! -
Our guests today will be Neil Diamond's titular Sweet Caroline, and her sister, Umami Caroline.
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Our guests today will be Neil Diamond's titular Sweet Caroline, and her sister, Umami Caroline. -
Under hypnosis I saw myself dying from drinking beer in a Pabst life.
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Under hypnosis I saw myself dying from drinking beer in a Pabst life. -
Today we'll remember the true reason for the season: buttpumpkins.
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Today we'll remember the true reason for the season: buttpumpkins. -
I wouldn't stand on that glass-top table if I were you. But, hey, suture yourself.
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I wouldn't stand on that glass-top table if I were you. But, hey, suture yourself. -
Sponsored by Bobby McFerrin’s new Japanese restaurant, Donburi Be Happy.
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Sponsored by Bobby McFerrin’s new Japanese restaurant, Donburi Be Happy. -
At Comedy Bang Bang, a “brown bag lunch” is when you eat your quinoa bowl then shart on your scrotum.
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At Comedy Bang Bang, a “brown bag lunch” is when you eat your quinoa bowl then shart on your scrotum. -
You said that my breath smells like raw sewage. But HA HA!!! you are wrong!!! The sewage I just ate was thoroughly cooked.
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You said that my breath smells like raw sewage. But HA HA!!! you are wrong!!! The sewage I just ate was thoroughly cooked. -
Today's show sponsored by Cyndi Lauper's new Japanese restaurant, Shiso Unusual.
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Today's show sponsored by Cyndi Lauper's new Japanese restaurant, Shiso Unusual. -
Feel free to "push back" on my comments. Any farmboy can tell you, it feels way better when the sheep push back.
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Feel free to "push back" on my comments. Any farmboy can tell you, it feels way better when the sheep push back.