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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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We need a science-based strategy to defeat covid. Such as, sending a robot back in time to kill that bat's mom in Hubei.
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We need a science-based strategy to defeat covid. Such as, sending a robot back in time to kill that bat's mom in Hubei. -
There is no "we" in "ur"ethra. There is only wee-wee in there.
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There is no "we" in "ur"ethra. There is only wee-wee in there. -
Amy Poehler looks at a divided nation... this Fall, on "Poehlerized."
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Amy Poehler looks at a divided nation... this Fall, on "Poehlerized." -
Amy Poehler starts dating women, now, too, this Fall, in "Bi Poehler."
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Amy Poehler starts dating women, now, too, this Fall, in "Bi Poehler." -
Comedy Bang Bang! Where each "bang" marks at least one instance of explosive diarrhea.
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Comedy Bang Bang! Where each "bang" marks at least one instance of explosive diarrhea. -
sponsored by Lance Armstrong and his brother, Lance Armweak.
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sponsored by Lance Armstrong and his brother, Lance Armweak. -
We'll have talent, protest, and cultishness, here on the Falun Gong show!
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We'll have talent, protest, and cultishness, here on the Falun Gong show! -
My guest today has written a book, Vaccines Did Not Cause My Daughter's Autism. What's it about?
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My guest today has written a book, Vaccines Did Not Cause My Daughter's Autism. What's it about? -
People are out there knocking doors, with knock-on effects, not that I'm knocking that.
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People are out there knocking doors, with knock-on effects, not that I'm knocking that. -
You just can't win. And, when I say you, I mean me. And, when I mean you, I say "that big dumb asshole.'
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You just can't win. And, when I say you, I mean me. And, when I mean you, I say "that big dumb asshole.' -
It’s the season to wear your fleece. That’s why we say “fleece navidad.”
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It’s the season to wear your fleece. That’s why we say “fleece navidad.” -
Podcasting from the site of the former Fire Island Penile Colony.
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Podcasting from the site of the former Fire Island Penile Colony. -
When someone hates you, the best revenge is to "kill them with kindness." Try sending them a fruit basket with a pipe bomb in it!
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When someone hates you, the best revenge is to "kill them with kindness." Try sending them a fruit basket with a pipe bomb in it! -
I can start fires with the power of my mind. Like, if I focus my mind on deep-frying a turkey.
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I can start fires with the power of my mind. Like, if I focus my mind on deep-frying a turkey. -
I'm sorry for your loss, that sounds awful. Have you tried shutting up? It really works for a lot of people.
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I'm sorry for your loss, that sounds awful. Have you tried shutting up? It really works for a lot of people. -
You can't fix a problem unless you face it and acknowledge it;Â for example, Pedophile Bigfoot.
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You can't fix a problem unless you face it and acknowledge it; for example, Pedophile Bigfoot. -
Oh yeah, Doc?! Well GOOD!!! I WANT stage 3 ass cancer!!! I like it!!! Make it stage 4, go ahead, bring it on!!!Â
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Oh yeah, Doc?! Well GOOD!!! I WANT stage 3 ass cancer!!! I like it!!! Make it stage 4, go ahead, bring it on!!! -
I know I'll never be Haile Selassie but, if I concentrate, I feel I could become at least somewhat Selassie.
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I know I'll never be Haile Selassie but, if I concentrate, I feel I could become at least somewhat Selassie. -
If a really mean woman dies does she get an "Oh, bitch-uary"?
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If a really mean woman dies does she get an "Oh, bitch-uary"? -
It's a vegetarian dog eat plant-based dog meat substitute world.
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It's a vegetarian dog eat plant-based dog meat substitute world. -
A bird in the hand? More like a burden on my hands! I mean, what if the bird poops? No thanks!
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A bird in the hand? More like a burden on my hands! I mean, what if the bird poops? No thanks! -
Hi guys! Now, when I say guys, I implicitly mean to include women too. So long as these women have penises.
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Hi guys! Now, when I say guys, I implicitly mean to include women too. So long as these women have penises.