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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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I miss my dead mother. But I miss my non-dead mother even more.
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I miss my dead mother. But I miss my non-dead mother even more. -
Ask yourself, “does this spark joy?” And if not then stop burning your testicles with arcs from that stripped lamp cord.
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Ask yourself, “does this spark joy?” And if not then stop burning your testicles with arcs from that stripped lamp cord. -
I Call shotgun! …wielding active shooter, please pick up, 911!
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I Call shotgun! …wielding active shooter, please pick up, 911! -
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him an Olympic-level competitor in synchronized swimming without horse meth.
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You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him an Olympic-level competitor in synchronized swimming without horse meth. -
There’s more than one way to skin a cat, but every one of those ways ends in a serious uproar about animal rights.
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There’s more than one way to skin a cat, but every one of those ways ends in a serious uproar about animal rights. -
Our show will begin in a moment so deafen yourself now. You’ll be glad you did.
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Our show will begin in a moment so deafen yourself now. You’ll be glad you did. -
At the end of the day, I don’t even know where to begin, and that’s as good a starting point as any to leave it at.
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At the end of the day, I don’t even know where to begin, and that’s as good a starting point as any to leave it at. -
“There are known unknowns but, also, unknown unknowns.” Why would anyone keep repeating this wordy claptrap?! Unknown.
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“There are known unknowns but, also, unknown unknowns.” Why would anyone keep repeating this wordy claptrap?! Unknown. -
Think of it this way. You’re not losing your life, you’re gaining a son-in-law.
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Think of it this way. You’re not losing your life, you’re gaining a son-in-law. -
Fat Albert, you’re just like that infertile cat; no kitten.
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Fat Albert, you’re just like that infertile cat; no kitten. -
You know when you try to poop, and nothing comes out except a fist-sized mass of live ticks? What?! No, me either.
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You know when you try to poop, and nothing comes out except a fist-sized mass of live ticks? What?! No, me either. -
My preferred pronouns are this/job and sucks, amIright?!
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My preferred pronouns are this/job and sucks, amIright?! -
Penis pump on the front, butt pump on the rump, I’m gonna ride til I can’t no more
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Penis pump on the front, butt pump on the rump, I’m gonna ride til I can’t no more -
The Mohel told everyone at the bris “I’m in such a hurry, sorry, I’m probably going to cut this short.”
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The Mohel told everyone at the bris “I’m in such a hurry, sorry, I’m probably going to cut this short.” -
If you win an Oscar by being a pedophile, you gotta thank the little people.
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If you win an Oscar by being a pedophile, you gotta thank the little people. -
I’m going to slap that jizz snorkel off your fat face!
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I’m going to slap that jizz snorkel off your fat face! -
My guest today was arrested and charged with possession of, and intent to distribute, greater than one ounce of hot cock.
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My guest today was arrested and charged with possession of, and intent to distribute, greater than one ounce of hot cock. -
Never “assume”, OK, because when you assume, you slather my ASS with UME, the Japanese plum confection.
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Never “assume”, OK, because when you assume, you slather my ASS with UME, the Japanese plum confection. -
You have to accept reality before you can change it, Princess She-Ra.
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You have to accept reality before you can change it, Princess She-Ra. -
Backlash sucks but frontlash is no walk in the park either.
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Backlash sucks but frontlash is no walk in the park either. -
Wounded Knee is bad but if you want to see a really awful monument check out Wounded Dickhole.
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Wounded Knee is bad but if you want to see a really awful monument check out Wounded Dickhole.