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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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You gotta do what you gotta do and, right now, you gotta doo doo.
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You gotta do what you gotta do and, right now, you gotta doo doo. -
You name it, we got it. Ebola, scurvy, hepatitis, the croup, hemochromatosis; the works.
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You name it, we got it. Ebola, scurvy, hepatitis, the croup, hemochromatosis; the works. -
That guy physically pushed me! But, even worse, he NON-physically pushed me!
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That guy physically pushed me! But, even worse, he NON-physically pushed me! -
I probably do “need Coolin’”, as you say. But I don’t see what that has to do with my schooling.
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I probably do “need Coolin’”, as you say. But I don’t see what that has to do with my schooling. -
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of this diarrhea on the bathroom scale is yours?
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of this diarrhea on the bathroom scale is yours? -
Thank you for footing the bill but stop putting your feet on the bill.
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Thank you for footing the bill but stop putting your feet on the bill. -
First they came for the gays, and I did not speak up, because my mouth was full of dong
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Oh my god, maestro. They should just make you the artist in residence here. -
I resolved to eliminate self-doubt forever but then I thought “wait, should I be doing this?”
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I resolved to eliminate self-doubt forever but then I thought “wait, should I be doing this?” -
Plain old polyps bumming you out? Bedazzle your rectal polyps with glittery Polypstick!(TM)
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Plain old polyps bumming you out? Bedazzle your rectal polyps with glittery Polypstick!(TM) -
Before I say anything else I want to lead the public to believe that I have concern and empathy for the victims.
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Before I say anything else I want to make the public believe that I have concern and empathy for the victims. -
I gift this to you and I receipt this to the IRS because I business this to expense.
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I gift this to you and I receipt this to the IRS because I business this to expense. -
I’m sure it was no “walk in the park” to walk in the park exposing yourself to kids, either.
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I’m sure it was no “walk in the park” to walk in the park exposing yourself to kids, either. -
I could care less! However, I refuse to care less until you divest from fossil fuels.
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I could care less! However, I refuse to care less until you divest from fossil fuels. -
I couldn’t agree more. Or less. I can only agree the exact same amount that I agree right now.
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I couldn’t agree more. Or less. I can only agree the exact same amount that I agree right now. -
The guys at the corporate retreat all did nude tanning. Now THAT was Gold Man Sacks.
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The guys at the corporate retreat all did nude tanning. Now THAT was Gold Man Sacks. -
Wild cat meat sausage: breakfast lynx.
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Wild cat meat sausage: breakfast lynx. -
This is Comedy Bang Bang Phase 2. We have gone from a rescue operation to a body recovery operation.
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Comedy Bang Bang Phase 2 pivots from a rescue operation to a body recovery operation. -
David Spade is OK, but I like his brother, David Neutered, better.
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David Spade is OK, but I like his brother, David Neutered, better. -
If you want a zany new way to organize business meetings, try CoordinApe(TM)!
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If you want a zany new way to organize business meetings, try CoordinApe(TM)! -
It’s not “really peen.” It’s just my “peen-ish.”
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It’s not “really peen.” It’s just my “peen-ish.” -
Fake maple syrup mascot struggles with poor self-esteem: Mrs. Butterworthless.
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Fake maple syrup mascot struggles with poor self-esteem: Mrs. Butterworthless. -
He Stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said “That’s not a plum it’s my diseased prostate!”
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He Stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said “That’s not a plum it’s my diseased prostate!”