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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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Let me answer your question with a question and, also, a hand gesture like Iām jerking off.
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Let me answer your question with a question and, also, a hand gesture like Iām jerking off. -
He was menās college basketballās winningest coach but, tonight, he is menās college basketballās dyingest coach.
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He was menās college basketballās winningest coach but, tonight, he is menās college basketballās dyingest coach. -
āI donāt like when you get in my faceā, I said to the botfly maggots.
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āI donāt like when you get in my faceā, I said to the botfly maggots. -
Iām sorry, that is confidential at this time but, what I can tell you is, shut up.
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Iām sorry, that is confidential at this time but, what I can tell you is, shut up. -
Douches are supposed to be Summerās Eve, not Summer Steve
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I was hoping weād get off on the right foot. Not that I have anything against left-footed people.
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I was hoping weād get off on the right foot. Not that I have anything against left-footed people. -
I should have written down what I wanted my single-mindedness to be laser-focussed on, because I totally forgot.
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I should have written down what I wanted my single-mindedness to be laser-focussed on, because I totally forgot. -
Sphincter?! I donāt even know āer!!
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Sphincter?! I donāt even know āer!! -
Whenever your boss addresses you, always respond ānow what?!ā That way theyāll know you are eager and flexible.
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Whenever your boss addresses you, always respond ānow what?!ā That way theyāll know you are eager and flexible. -
Jack-off all trades, masturbator of none.
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Jack-off all trades, masturbator of none. -
Give me your thick caulk, home improvement specialist!
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Give me your thick caulk, home improvement specialist! -
Indifference is my passion.
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No one likes being a quadruple amputee. But I have to admit you got me back for saying cryptocurrencies are dumb.
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No one likes being a quadruple amputee. But I have to admit you got me back for saying cryptocurrencies are dumb. -
I was born ready. For example, in the maternity ward, the next day, after I was born, I got a nurse pregnant.
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I was born ready. For example, in the maternity ward, the next day, after I was born, I got a nurse pregnant. -
A lot of guys would ask you to say that one more time. Not me. Iām asking you to have said it one fewer times.
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A lot of guys would ask you to say that one more time. Not me. Iām asking you to have said it one fewer times. -
They foisted it on me and theyāll probably do it again. Foist, not last.
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They foisted it on me and theyāll probably do it again. Foist, not last. -
Please. I prefer werewolf, not wolfman. Letās leave my gender out of this.
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Please. I prefer werewolf, not wolfman. Letās leave my gender out of this. -
I received a fraction of what I was owed. So what if that fraction was nine eighths?!
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I received a fraction of what I was owed. So what if that fraction was nine eighths?! -
We ask that all our guests keep your mask up unless you are actively eating... Scottās ass.
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Earwolf has terminated the noisy crows that were formerly employed here. They were fired for caws.
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Earwolf has terminated the noisy crows that were formerly employed here. They were fired for caws.