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I have a lot on my plate. The steel plate, I mean. In my head.
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As our way of being more seasonal, there will now be a wave of Summery executions.
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As our way of being more seasonal, there will now be a wave of Summery executions. -
We got the scoop on this ice cream story.
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We got the scoop on this ice cream story. -
They call this a “leadership vacuum” but who ever saw the leader doing any vacuuming?! Am I right?!?!
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They call this a “leadership vacuum” but who ever saw the leader doing any vacuuming?! Am I right?!?! -
Why do people say “The hell you will”? Is it “the” hell? Like “the Ukraine?”
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Why do people say “The hell you will”? Is it “the” hell? Like “the Ukraine?” -
You said that I’m a joke. Well I’m not. People LIKE jokes.
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You said that I’m a joke. Well I’m not. People LIKE jokes. -
In terms of public toilets the city is playing “catch up.” Meanwhile I’m out here playing “must-turd.”
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In terms of public toilets the city is playing “catch up.” Meanwhile I’m out here playing “must-turd.” -
Ashes to ashes/ chill to chilly/ now a word from Groundskeeper Willy
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Ashes to ashes/ chill to chilly/ now a word from Groundskeeper Willy -
I’m sorry, you seem nice, but I never do that on a first date. Stop screaming for even a second, I mean.
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I’m sorry, you seem nice, but I never do that on a first date. Stop screaming for even a second, I mean. -
Your countertops may be cultured stone, but you are an uncultured boor!
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Your countertops may be cultured stone, but you are an uncultured boor! -
I was born ready. For example, mere seconds after my birth, I gobbled up the placenta with a set of temporary, shark-like, teeth.
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I was born ready. For example, mere seconds after my birth, I gobbled up the placenta with a set of temporary, shark-like, teeth. -
In Homeschool I got no Social skillz, fo rillz
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In Homeschool I got no Social skillz, fo rillz -
First things first, never second guess a third party.
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First things first, never second guess a third party. -
No one likes being called a baby raper. Especially not by the jury.
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No one likes being called a baby raper. Especially not by the jury. -
This one is like a tongue twister combined with a titty twister.
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This one is like a tongue twister combined with a titty twister. -
It’s loud and it’s only going to get Lauder, Estée.
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It’s loud and it’s only going to get Lauder, Estée. -
Attorneys general, courts-martial, heirs apparent, and fuckers of mother
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Sinbad is bad. But he has a brother, Singood. He’s also bad.
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It’s France’s answer to The Berenstain Bears; Les Shitstains Unbearables.
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It’s France’s answer to The Berenstain Bears; Les Shitstains Unbearables.