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Posts posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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I have a constitutional right to shaggy, clawed, grizzly, bear arms.
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I mean, I was absolutely Gobsmacked. So, yes, I pressed charges against Gob for domestic violence.
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It’s like chemo on steroids.
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Listen to yourself. “Miami”?! It’s everybody’s ami.
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Who do you think you are, my mother?! Well if I love my mother so much why don’t I marry her?!
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You know what term we can all agree is grody? “Shit-eating grin.”
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You always lose your life in the last place you look.
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The judge ordered that the corporation be dissolved, in concentrated nitric acid.
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The aristocracy are supposed to be polite but, in my opinion, they have bad manors.
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The married couple were raising two children from a previous relationship with one another
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Mistakes were made. Passive voices were used.
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...A brotherhood of man/ Imagine all the peep-holes/ sharing all the world, you
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Radio silence? ! You don’t have a radio! You must mean streaming silence, or just silence silence.
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Emotions, like happiness, anger, needing to urinate. Is it an emotion when you urgently need to urinate? It sure feels like one.
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Today we have roller derby star Diareba McEntire.
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No one should have to choose between payin’ rent and pain rent.
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200 years of Buffalo: a bisontennial.
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My symptoms include mental confusion, non-mental confusion, and a confusion of wildebeests.
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Yes, It’s doable. It’s just that it isn’t possible.
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The liberals say this hasn’t happened in half a century, but we checked, and it has only been 50 years.
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Neck and neck they are, coming down the home stretch and neck and neck I now pronounce you, man and wife!
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I think R. Kelly was blackmailed. Sorry, I mean African-Americanmailed.
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Ah, today, I think I’ll do the quinoa bowl with grilled chicken. Well, not so much “do” as order, eat, and pay for. Thanks.
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You’re trying not to piss all over Australia but, hey, ‘urine continent.’
I built this business with my own two hands. And one of my feet. And one other guy’s hand.
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I built this business with my own two hands. And one of my feet. And one other guy’s hand.