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Posts posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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I am trying to get on the next helicopter but right now it seems very up in the air.
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Today we’ll do a deep dive into sewage lagoons, and drill down on trepanation.
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I have 2 forearms and 1 foreheads and zero foreskins but I ain’t got 4 of nothin’!
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I’ll leave you two to ketchup because I must turd.
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Darth Vader and his jailbird brother Taxi Vader
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I wish that People of Color could join together with nonwhite people and racial minorities. Those three communities have so much in common but they seem so divided.
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Blackbeans 2: The Creature From The Black Legume
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A fun new movie in which George Michael is an animated cat, titled Careless Whiskers.
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Pundits have a habit of repeating parts of their sentences unnecessarily, like a repetition, like a repeating, like a "saying it again."
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From your polyps to god’s ears
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Why is it only HERpes? Why isn’t there a HISpes?
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I gift you with this present and present you with this gift
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I love things that walk on two legs. I’m a bipedalphile.
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Is it a number one or a number two when you poop through your penis hole?
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A pinch to grow an inch and 2.54 anteaters to grow 2.54 centimeters
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“Doonesbury Imposes Upon Me”, by Garry Intrude-o
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I got a tattoo lasered off of my butt. It read Exit Only. Now I’m getting a new one that reads Two Way Traffic.
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Dog fertility clinic: no litter
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Step on a crack, break like wind off a duck’s back
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I got my execution halted so many times I got cocky. I was like “Ah yeah, I got stays for days!”
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L: “Ben Kenobi, Leia won’t sleep with me!”
BOWK: “Use the force, Luke.”
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Sweat pants have been added to the no-fly list
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Today’s guests are Adam Driver and his brother Backseat Driver and his son Toilet Seat Driver
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Grass Cops: featuring the men and women of lawnforcement.
At your age you are still figuring out who you are. At my age I know how much I suck.
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At your age you are still figuring out who you are. At my age I know how much I suck.