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Posts posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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If you want to be my lover/ first you gotta eat my ass/ use a bib meant for lobster/ watch escaping gas!
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I don't rightly know if puttin' tabasco on my horse's butthole will make him pop a boner but, Mister, I'm fixin' to find out.
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Featuring Deepak Chopra and his brother, Shallowpack.
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They said the time is twelve "oh" five, but "oh" is a letter, not a number - that's a code! - and you can't say "twelve zero five"!
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I'm trying to write about my infection. How do you spell pus-y?
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I hope all y'all's thanksgiving mealz is fo' reelz. That's how I feelz.
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We reached out to our female listeners and they said "Don't you reach out towards me! Keep your hands to yourself! You should call, text or email me instead!"
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So... I begin every sentence with the word so. So... I'm starting this one with so. So, there's that.
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As the star of America's top podcast, Scott is under more pressure than Trump's nutsack when he sits down in a tight suit.
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A special thank you for Fonda Ling, Dixon Cox, and Saxon Bollocks.
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I tried to SCUBA dive but I kept, like, breathing wrong and burping huge burps. It was all coral reefs and oral queefs.
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Hey, if I could fart snowflakes they'd probably refer to me as The Abdominal Snowman.
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Am I mad? Yes. Am I disappointed? Absolutely. Am I asking myself questions and then answering them in front of you? You bet.
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OK, now "PPE" sounds pretty technical but it just means Equipment, right, that protects your P P.
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Quick explainer, for those listeners that are unfamiliar with Spanish, "El Segundo", I believe, means "The Segundo."
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The one that points downward is a stalactite, the one that points upward is a stalagmite, and the one that points out of a glory hole is Scott's dick.
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Well, here come Cool Hand Luke and his brother, Pisswrists Luke.
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Attorneys General, mothers-in-law, notaries public, battles royale, and Comedies Bang-Bang.
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There is only one lone wolf but it makes number twos thrice daily!
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We must give ourselves time to pass through the five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Pride, Envy, Wrath... Sloth? and Acceptance.
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This is the most exclusive, premium podcast on the market. It's like pouring caviar in one ear canal and packing white truffles into the other.
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You can't spell "Thanksgiving" without "Thin Vag Kings." Sponsored by ThinVagKings.com
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I just heard loud yelling. As opposed to quiet yelling.
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When I say "You're a shithead" you hear "You're the shit."
That boy's got aunts in his pants. And uncles, too
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That boy's got aunts in his pants. And uncles, too.