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I asked the gardener if this is a Black Ash tree. He said “You bet your Black Ash it is!”
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I asked you what time it is and you said “twelve oh seven.” But “O” is a letter, not a number, so that is some kind of code.
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I belong to the Church of God, as opposed to all those other churches with no god.
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I built this business from the ground up. Well, mostly. There were preexisting walls and they were, like, distressed brick, and I liked it, so I kept it as an accent.
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I built this business with my own two hands. And one of my feet. And one other guy’s hand.
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I Call shotgun! …wielding active shooter, please pick up, 911!
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I can Christopher Walken chew gum at the same time.
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I can eat literally anything. I can also eat figuratively anything.
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I can eat literally anything. Jupiter, the Crimean War, Utilitarianism, just to name a few.
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I can start fires with the power of my mind. Like, if I focus my mind on deep-frying a turkey.
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I can't read your mind. Is your mind available in a books-on-tape format?
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I can't see the forest for the trees. Also I jammed pine needles into my pupils and rubbed poison ivy on my eyeballs.
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I can’t wait to start cancer treatment! I’m more like a cancer IMpatient!
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I combine my love of Latino cuisine with my skepticism of big pharma’s vaccines in my autobiography: Arroz Con Polio.
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I could care less! However, I refuse to care less until you divest from fossil fuels.
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I couldn’t agree more. Or less. I can only agree the exact same amount that I agree right now.
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I cried the day my son was born, because I don't love my son.
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I didn’t ask to be born, but I did ask to be circumcised, seconds after being born, in a demonic voice.
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I don't believe climate change is real. Oops, I said IsRael! Controversial subject!
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I don't believe in spanking kids. I mean, I am in favor of it, but I don't think it exists, like Bigfoot. Or ESP.
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I don't rightly know if puttin' tabasco on my horse's butthole will make him pop a boner but, Mister, I'm fixin' to find out.
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I don’t “troll” on social media. Unless you mean self con-trol.
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I don’t believe in beating a dead horse. I’ll just give it a time out, and talk to it about how it made me feel.
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I don’t care what you say anymore this is my dick/ go ahead suck your own dick/ leave me alone
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I don’t know what the national bird of the USA is, but the national bird of Hair-plug-Istan must be the Bald Ego!
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