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Topics posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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...A brotherhood of man/ Imagine all the peep-holes/ sharing all the world, you
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...A very special episode of SpongeBob, set in 1980's New York City. Look for Mayor Ed Conch, Sandy Warhol, Keith Herring, Seashell Basquiat, and a crab named Thomas Pinchin.
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...Like your Bob Dylans, your David Bowies, your Jimi Hendrices.
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...she was raising two young boys and, also, one super old boy.
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âDoonesbury Imposes Upon Meâ, by Garry Intrude-o
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âI donât like when you get in my faceâ, I said to the botfly maggots.
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âThe masters of the universeâ? That might be a bit grandiose. They did not control matter and energy, time or space across millions of light years. Rather they pretty much just fought in the vicinity of castle Grayskull and rode green tigers.
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âThe silent treatment.â Ask your doctor about new options for total deafness, but you wonât hear his reply.
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âThere are known unknowns but, also, unknown unknowns.â Why would anyone keep repeating this wordy claptrap?! Unknown.
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âTwo plus two equals fourâ!? Listen to yourself! Thatâs just what THEY want you to think.
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âWith all due respectâ is not good enough! Give me more respect than I am due, and Iâll return the undue portion for a full refund.
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(in Mrs. Doubtfire voice) This is your Auntie Vaxxer, this is your Auntie Fascist, and this is your Auntie Semite.
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(Scott sings to the tune of Moonshadow by Cat Stevens) Oh I'm hunched, straining, on my poopbucket, poop bucket, poopbucket/ splattering and plopping in my poopbucket, poop bucket, poop bucket
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1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready 4 Margaret Cho
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4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommended âstridentâ to their patients who use annoying tones of voice.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But birds poop a lot. So I prefer the two that stay in the bush and donât poop in my hand.
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A bird in the hand? More like a burden on my hands! I mean, what if the bird poops? No thanks!
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A fun new movie in which George Michael is an animated cat, titled Careless Whiskers.
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A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.
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A Latino man whose children have moved out: Empty Nestor
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A lot of guys would ask you to say that one more time. Not me. Iâm asking you to have said it one fewer times.
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A penis pump of this quality has a lot of bells and whistles; when you shoplift it the anti-theft devices go off
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A pinch to grow an inch and 2.54 anteaters to grow 2.54 centimeters
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A Scotsman thatâs been run over is road kilt
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