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A special thank you for Fonda Ling, Dixon Cox, and Saxon Bollocks.
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A woman shot a crocodile to save her twin sister. The twin female crocodile appeared grateful.
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Ah, today, I think I’ll do the quinoa bowl with grilled chicken. Well, not so much “do” as order, eat, and pay for. Thanks.
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Ah, young Wesley Crusher! Your name is most fitting at the Starfleet Academy, where you are absolutely Crushin' it!
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All the bells and whistles are complimentary when you tamper with the anti theft devices
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Am I mad? Yes. Am I disappointed? Absolutely. Am I asking myself questions and then answering them in front of you? You bet.
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Amy Poehler looks at a divided nation... this Fall, on "Poehlerized."
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Amy Poehler starts dating women, now, too, this Fall, in "Bi Poehler."
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Arby's. If swallowed do not induce vomiting. Contact your local poison control center immediately.
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Arby's. In case of skin contact, wash thoroughly for several minutes with soap and warm water.
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Are you writing your to-do list? Could you add “shut up”?
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Around the teeth and over the gums, look out esophageal cancer, eat my bum!
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As god as my grammatical witness I only needed one “as” in this sentence.
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As our way of being more seasonal, there will now be a wave of Summery executions.
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As the camera lingers on Scott’s genitalia the addition of colored gels lends an abstract quality. And I don’t mean gels on the lens, I mean smeared on the genitals.
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As the star of America's top podcast, Scott is under more pressure than Trump's nutsack when he sits down in a tight suit.
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Ashes to ashes/ chill to chilly/ now a word from Groundskeeper Willy
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Ask yourself, “does this spark joy?” And if not then stop burning your testicles with arcs from that stripped lamp cord.
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Asphalt?! You’re an ass! It’s YOUR fault!
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At Comedy Bang Bang, a “brown bag lunch” is when you eat your quinoa bowl then shart on your scrotum.
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At long last! Now every thing is finally all coming together. Except for a few things, which will hopefully come together later. But they are only like 49% of the total number of things, at most.
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At the end of the day, I don’t even know where to begin, and that’s as good a starting point as any to leave it at.
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At this time police do not believe there is any connection between the two murders. But there IS a connection between the two victims, literally, because they were Siamese twins.
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