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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Tommy Two-Ton had a son who only weighed a ton / Johnny One-Ton did not care for his dong was half his ton.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Someday I’ll rule over this Quiznos and we shall toast no more.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Stephen Colbert’s Chairlift Story w/ Conan on Smartless
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend
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Every time I chase a waterfall there’s almost no chasing involved; it’s more just standing around and getting wet.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Deep fry a cheesecake and baste me in barbecue sauce, Fred’s honky-tonkin’ a quad-cane and headin’ for the pangolin pen.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Microwaved a cucumber and played ukulele till I vomited so I guess I nuked a cuke, then uked and puked.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A flux capacitor may be able to bring you back to 1985, but can it bring back that lovin’ feelin’ in the butt?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack’s the sort of asshole who brags about jumping over a six inch candlestick.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The sun and moon are Paul Bunyan’s nipples / the Earth slowly motorboats.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gangnam Style in my anus; Dang them piles, swole and venous.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When I want crunchy and meaty, gimme Kibble n’ Bits; when I want smooth and creamy, gimme a nibble of grits; when I want meaty and creamy, gimme that dribbling dick.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thermodynamics explains the transfer of energy; “sperm till I panic” explains my plans for this evening.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Reach for your dreams to make them cum poo.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Snagged my balls on a thorn bush, but pricked my prick on a rose.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My keister caught an ass’s dong when the donkey donned an ascot.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A short circuit for Johnny 5; a long jerk-it for Johnny 69
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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These may look like roach clips on my nipples, but they're really baby crocodiles sucking on my teats.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Used to be you could cry in a porn theater without being bothered.  Nowadays, it's all "Are you OK, Sir," "Do you need anything, Sir," "Sir, this is a WhirlyBall™ court."
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Get the knives, boys, because if these bastard unicorns bleed glitter, daddy needs some glitzel for his schnitzel.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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As the duck fucker on a pirate war ship, I literally just tend to our poultry so they survive at sea and we have a supply of fresh meat for the crew to prevent illnesses related to protein deficiency.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Crotchless snow pants only work if you also get the crotchless long johns.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't want a cobra pit or a bear trap under a palm leaf. Â And fuck your big ol' logs swingin' from trees. Â I'm talking full on spikes dipped in human feces. Â Proper booby traps, folks, with people shit. Â Thank you.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Two feet on the bath mat. A squid beak in the ass crack.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bada bing. My therapist tells me I need a change so I tells her, Hey, Dollface, I just changed my underoos two days ago. Bada boom.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bill the Butcher is really just Daniel Day Lewis in a top hat and Spanx.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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