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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Either this thong is on backwards or my front butt suddenly got very beefy.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In Who’s the Boss, Angela was clearly the boss, but it was Mona who invented the Danza Slap.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When I want crunchy and meaty, gimme Kibble n’ Bits; when I want smooth and creamy, gimme a nibble of grits; when I want meaty and creamy, gimme that dribbling dick.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Someday I’ll rule over this Quiznos and we shall toast no more.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There's nuts on these nuns and we're nuts for Jesus buns.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Some dream of a world where dogs piss beer; Others live in a world where they drink dog piss.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Quite frankly, the Truffle Shuffle wouldn't be a dying art form if more truffle hog owners committed to filling their assholes with truffle oil.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dolphin pink undies make me feel sexy. Dolph Lundgren in pink undies makes me feel inadequexy.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Fry Guy, which dangling tassel is your dick? I’m trying to settle a bet.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you’re not going to let me in then I’m going to start my own club. The PEN 16 Club.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Checkers is a game of strategy and skill. Peckers is a game of flaccidity and pills
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you’re Edward Scissorhands and you know it, don’t clap your hands because you’ll entangle your blades in front of a group of judgmental white ladies who will not be kind.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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People forget that the colon is the third largest erogenous zone.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The dental hygienist joined up with the auto mechanic and together they made the entire world feel terrible about itself.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Pants down. Tits up. That’s the way I’d like to be buried, kids.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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First there was ‘dick.’ Then there was ‘fuck.’ They portmanteaued and that’s how we got ‘duck.’
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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