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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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My steampunk undies chafe pretty bad around the brass fixtures but if you look through the magnifying glass porthole my dick looks nearly average size.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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First there was âdick.â Then there was âfuck.â They portmanteaued and thatâs how we got âduck.â
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When the witch doctor said he needed to fwhap me with his medicinal stick, I just thought itâd be a gourd rattle or a tree branch or the literal medicine stick he had in his hand. But, MONDAYS, right?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you think it's impossible to get your foot stuck in a horse vagina, you've clearly never been to a centaur key party.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Checkers is a game of strategy and skill. Peckers is a game of flaccidity and pills
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You're a pharmaceutical company asking for headshots. Next time, specify which head you're talking about, OK? This little mishap is on you.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Youâre in a nation called Uri so you can urinate in Uri Nation.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I guess I wouldnât know whether we truly are eating gruel in the slum gutters of Victorian London; Iâm squalor-blind.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I may not have a pot to piss in, but I do have Chester Copperpotâs cremains and my One-Eyed Willy is about to burst.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jesusâ foreskin is out there, dammit, and it belongs in a museum!
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I donât mind the occasional dick pic, but I do mind when I get them from you, Mom.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You can't get a pound cake in France, but they make a pretty good .454 kilogram cake.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I may not have a pot to piss in but I do have Tupperware, vacuum-sealed and filled with horse ejaculate.
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When Optimus Prime absorbs an energon cube he gets more powerful, but when I absorb an energon cube I get radiation burns on my rectum and colon cancer.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Woke up this morning only to find out âshit the bedâ isnât just a euphemism anymore.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I didnât act surprised when you kidnapped me and probed me on your spaceship, so you donât act surprised when I show you how to really work that probe.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Remember every time you write âcum Dumpsterâ the D should be capitalized because Dumpster is a proper noun.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bartender, this Long Island Iced Tea tastes a little racist and it really seems to hate the Red Sox.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Medusa, are you sure these strategically placed googly eyes will make me rock--HUZZAH!
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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GTFO is pronounced "Jif the fuck out," not "Gif the fuck out."
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It takes about 14 days for a chap to wax assless to fully-assed.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't want a chap that's assless, half-assed, or even mostly-assed. Give me a fully-assed chap.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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