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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Got another Rubikâs Cube stuck in my stupid pubes.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Some dream of a world where dogs piss beer; Others live in a world where they drink dog piss.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Your years of torture in the prison camp sound rough, but my organs are made of LEGO and I just passed a 2x6 kidney brick out my urethra.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Unicorn horns are horse porn and narwhal tusks are smut musk; I want classier, like a pole dancer with moose antlers.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A fortune cookie fortune in all your heroin condoms will make cavity searches fun for the whole family.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Youâre thinking of the legendary beast from American literature, but I said, âToby Dick,â which is not as legendary and also from my pants.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Broke both ankles in a rocket skate accident; broke both wrists in a pocket-bate accident.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When in a room full of sassy pants, be the swassiest.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Fry Guy, which dangling tassel is your dick? Iâm trying to settle a bet.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Climbed to the top of the Madderhorn only to reach the bottom of the Disappointerhorn.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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âHey, nematode. Go fuck yourself.â âHey, non-asexual reproducer, I just did and Iâm having twins.â
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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At Acme Looniversity I earned my Toon Degree, and now Iâm a hedge fund manager worth millions who fucks big-titty anvils.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you put wood chips in a wood chipper, you just end up with more wood chips.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you tell me to "Sith your pants, do not" one more time, Yoda, I'm gonna Sith in your mouth.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Go ahead and steal my nudes but nobody wants to see that much cabbage and mustard.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There's nuts on these nuns and we're nuts for Jesus buns.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You may be the Patron Saint of Good Ideas, but Iâm a nun with nuts and you didnât think of me.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Technically, it was aortic valve regurgitation that led to failure, but sure, God, I guess you could say I died from "heart farts."
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It fires out and feels like fire, yet it's not called fire-rhea.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Flat Stanley wasn't flat until he was crushed by a kaiju dick.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For sale: baby shoes, worn by an asshole.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thanks to testicular cancer, I now say "Diz nut!"
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The jerk store called and said theyâre all out of Stu.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Porcupine in a pork pie porkinâ pie in a spork and tie. Fart.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Tinky Winky put his antenna in every port under the Sun Baby, but Iâm the one who gets kicked out of the Teletubbies because my tummy only broadcasts porn.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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