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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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I don't want a chap that's assless, half-assed, or even mostly-assed. Give me a fully-assed chap.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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May we all dream of a future where one day chaps are fully-assed.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It's almost as if you had neither the dick nor the balls in mind when designing these crotchless panties.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It’s no longer shriveled but it’s still little and there’s some leakage. Just something to keep in mind next time I Botox my cock.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gerbils go in and out. Hamsters are pretty slick. But if a hedgehog goes in, it’s really up to him if he’s gonna come out.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I’d say these mango fibers stuck in my teeth feel like pubic hair but I’ve only ever oral-sexed other mangoes.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Car kisses and carcasses: It's all we do and we do it well at Smith's Embalming Services and Auto Detailing.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Burning on the inside. Burning on the outside. That’s the last time I radiate my crotch to get rid of a UTI.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Blame the 8-ball of coke or my 8-ball-sized prostate, but I will be making frequent trips to the bathroom this evening.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This isn’t a porn parody of Star Wars, this is Star Wars as George Lucas originally intended.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I’ve suffered from clogged nipples since birth but I didn’t let that stop me from getting my real estate license.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I ordered the pure excretions of Canis familiaris, but this dog piss tastes like horse piss.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For the last time: Frankenstein’s Monster is the actual name of the monster, and Dr. Frankenstein is the name of the monster’s dick.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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First base is kissing. Second base is butt stuff. Third base is also butt stuff. And a home run is more butt stuff.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Pants down. Tits up. That’s the way I’d like to be buried, kids.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My 18th century doctor, Sir Toiletface McPeepeepants, said if it wasn’t for potty all my humours would be failing.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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After years of thinking about exercise, my weight has fateaued.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My penis stunt spectacular isn’t that spectacular and only has one stunt which ends in tears.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I put my pants on one leg at a time just like everybody else, but only after I call my wife's boyfriend and he gives me the combination to my chastity belt.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Look, Icarus, I know they were your only pair, but it's the Festival of Dionysus and there's a dildo shortage on Crete.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Quite frankly, Jim, I do find it offensive that you're the only truffle hog owner who has never filled his own asshole to the brim with truffle oils.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Clearly your thongs aren’t designed to hold three testicles but damn do I look sexy.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My bra’s a little tight in the crotch.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Quite frankly, the Truffle Shuffle wouldn't be a dying art form if more truffle hog owners committed to filling their assholes with truffle oil.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You may think my webbed hands are perfect for the ocean apocalypse but I’ve only ever used them for slappin dat ass.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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