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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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“A car so easy to drive, even the Irish can do it.”
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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“Hey, nematode. Go fuck yourself.” “Hey, non-asexual reproducer, I just did and I’m having twins.”
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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100% of unicorns deny the leprechaun genocide ever happened. Think about that.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A few years after partnering with a sex robot, you only get the "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, select, start, B, A" on your birthday--and that's if you're lucky.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A flux capacitor may be able to bring you back to 1985, but can it bring back that lovin’ feelin’ in the butt?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A fortune cookie fortune in all your heroin condoms will make cavity searches fun for the whole family.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A little tired of Robocop using our Starbucks for his morning robocrap.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A short circuit for Johnny 5; a long jerk-it for Johnny 69
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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After years of thinking about exercise, my weight has fateaued.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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All the patients in the burn unit love it when I tie the other end of my catheter to the bed rail and twang out Free Bird on my dick.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ambergris your palms and let's get up that whale's ass!
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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And the Devil makes pee ... But next time try not to cry when we insert the catheter, Mr. Satan.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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As the duck fucker on a pirate war ship, I literally just tend to our poultry so they survive at sea and we have a supply of fresh meat for the crew to prevent illnesses related to protein deficiency.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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At Acme Looniversity I earned my Toon Degree, and now I’m a hedge fund manager worth millions who fucks big-titty anvils.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bad news: Louie dog is dead. There is no way to stay sane.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bada bing. My therapist tells me I need a change so I tells her, Hey, Dollface, I just changed my underoos two days ago. Bada boom.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bartender, this Long Island Iced Tea tastes a little racist and it really seems to hate the Red Sox.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Be a little stiality or be a lotta stiality. Just don’t be-a-stiality.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Beard trimmer shorted out and I tripped a circuit. There’s unholy strength in these pubis follicles.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Been dropping similes like Benjamins, and by "Benjamins" I mean my nephew who I'm not allowed to see anymore.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Been trying to get into non-erotic asphyxiation but I keep getting Heimlich’d.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Before it was called tether ball on school playgrounds, it was called tether these balls, and before that, tether DEEZ NUTZ.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Before you jump to any conclusions, yes, there is a moose antler in my ass but it was consensual.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bezos the Clown showed up a day late to my kid's birthday and he was inexplicably soggy.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bill the Butcher is really just Daniel Day Lewis in a top hat and Spanx.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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