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    You can't get a pound cake in France, but they make a pretty good .454 kilogram cake.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You can't spell "party animal" without "I'm part anal".

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You can't spell "pussy willow" without "Ow! Willy's pus."

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You may be the Patron Saint of Good Ideas, but I’m a nun with nuts and you didn’t think of me.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You may have ripped my arms off, Sasquatch, but you'll never fit into these sexy pumps.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You may think my webbed hands are perfect for the ocean apocalypse but I’ve only ever used them for slappin dat ass.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You say “Puh-tay-toh,” I say “It’s Mr. Potato to you.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You want a superhero origin story? There's a 12-inch plutonium rod lodged in my lower anal sphincter.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You'll have to tug harder than that, monster truck, cuz the roots of these pubes run deep.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You're a pharmaceutical company asking for headshots. Next time, specify which head you're talking about, OK? This little mishap is on you.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You’d be pretty friendly too if you had a couple of dicks on your wrists and you were always slinging webs.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You’re in a nation called Uri so you can urinate in Uri Nation.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You’re thinking of the legendary beast from American literature, but I said, ‘Toby Dick,’ which is not as legendary and also from my pants.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Your erect penis is a mighty fine treasure, Captain, but I was hoping to see your “bone oar.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Your mom probably has a butt.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Your years of torture in the prison camp sound rough, but my organs are made of LEGO and I just passed a 2x6 kidney brick out my urethra.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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