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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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I may not have a pot to piss in but I do have Tupperware, vacuum-sealed and filled with horse ejaculate.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you can castrate a mule, you can castrate an elf. And let me tell you: hybrid donkey nuts are horseshit compared to Keebler caviar.
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Some sex was had with some of the cars in this parking lot, but I can’t say which ones ... OK it was the Kias.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The moment Snuffy trampled the giant yellow bird god to death, all the other Snuffleupagi knew their herd mating ritual had begun.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If we don’t put razors in the apples, how else are trick-or-treaters going to cut all this cocaine?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don’t make any big decisions till you put your undies on.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You can't get a pound cake in France, but they make a pretty good .454 kilogram cake.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The Sphincter’s Riddle: What goes in (the butt) four inches in the morning, two inches at noon, and three inches in the evening?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Medusa, I've met someone else. Her name's Slytherina and she lives on the back of your head.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chugga-chugga, rutabaga. Choo-choo, stinky poo.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Doc, I have a bloody stool.  I see.  Here, take my stool because nobody was just murdered on it in this bar establishment in which we are both enjoying our drinks together.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Wow, Spock, the carpet really does match the drapes, though that second pair of eyebrows makes your pointy dick look sorta angry.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Your erect penis is a mighty fine treasure, Captain, but I was hoping to see your “bone oar.”
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Micro-penis only passes one sperm at a time. Sounds like a tennis ball shooter. Feels like a kidney stone. Been on same orgasm for 33 years. Likely infertile. Mom wants grandkids. Plz kill me.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Life partner, you're so hot you burn like the molten cheese in the center of a Totino's pizza roll. Monogamy!
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You want a superhero origin story? There's a 12-inch plutonium rod lodged in my lower anal sphincter.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ambergris your palms and let's get up that whale's ass!
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You may have ripped my arms off, Sasquatch, but you'll never fit into these sexy pumps.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don't worry, Gretel. I poked a hole in my colostomy bag so there's no way we'll get lost in Poop Forest.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Numbers are basically letters that can’t spell anything useful, like “buttginas”.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ninja butt turtle face, a teenager. HiyaCHOP!
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Each is the size of a dinner plate, but a Venn diagram best describes the shape of my uni-nipple.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Every Sunday morning it's the same thing: go to church, take communion, go home, shit out some Jesus bod and piss out some Jesus blood.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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