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Topics posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Medusa, are you sure these strategically placed googly eyes will make me rock--HUZZAH!
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Tommy Two-Ton had a son who only weighed a ton / Johnny One-Ton did not care for his dong was half his ton.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Isn't it ironic the lyric, "It's like an olympic-sized swimming pool on the back of a clown car," was there for the taking, but Alanis Morissette didn't use it?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dumpster dildos function as well as, if not better than, a fancy new dildo.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Careful picking up Tinkerbell; she might pee on your hand.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The sun and moon are Paul Bunyan’s nipples / the Earth slowly motorboats.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Managed to shove the Viper off my third-story balcony before he was able to vipe something called a “vindow.”
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The George Mormon Grill is pretty great for making Planet Kolob God Kabobs.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A fortune cookie fortune in all your heroin condoms will make cavity searches fun for the whole family.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My bra’s a little tight in the crotch.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I’ve suffered from clogged nipples since birth but I didn’t let that stop me from getting my real estate license.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It’s no longer shriveled but it’s still little and there’s some leakage. Just something to keep in mind next time I Botox my cock.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Made a necklace out of macaroni to mack on a brony.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Fill me up, Scotty (with that big ol’ hog).
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thermodynamics explains the transfer of energy; “sperm till I panic” explains my plans for this evening.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I want a cigarette that makes me sexy AND drunk.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It used to be Snow White and the Nine Dwarves, but Seven ate Nine.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Flat Stanley wasn't flat until he was crushed by a kaiju dick.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It fires out and feels like fire, yet it's not called fire-rhea.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't want a chap that's assless, half-assed, or even mostly-assed. Give me a fully-assed chap.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Before you jump to any conclusions, yes, there is a moose antler in my ass but it was consensual.
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A short circuit for Johnny 5; a long jerk-it for Johnny 69
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A flux capacitor may be able to bring you back to 1985, but can it bring back that lovin’ feelin’ in the butt?
By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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