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Posts posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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whoa ... you are on a roll. Â very nice.
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nice! Â I was wondering if there were some person out there with way more ambition than me who catalogued all the accepted catchphrases throughout the years ... I know there's a spreadsheet floating around that logs every PFT podcast appearance ever -- the spreadsheet is for every podcast, not just CBB.
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Some dream of a world where dogs piss beer; Others live in a world where they drink dog piss.
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Your years of torture in the prison camp sound rough, but my organs are made of LEGO and I just passed a 2x6 kidney brick out my urethra.
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Unicorn horns are horse porn and narwhal tusks are smut musk; I want classier, like a pole dancer with moose antlers.
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A fortune cookie fortune in all your heroin condoms will make cavity searches fun for the whole family.
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Youâre thinking of the legendary beast from American literature, but I said, âToby Dick,â which is not as legendary and also from my pants.
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Broke both ankles in a rocket skate accident; broke both wrists in a pocket-bate accident.
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When in a room full of sassy pants, be the swassiest.
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Fry Guy, which dangling tassel is your dick? Iâm trying to settle a bet.
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Climbed to the top of the Madderhorn only to reach the bottom of the Disappointerhorn.
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âHey, nematode. Go fuck yourself.â âHey, non-asexual reproducer, I just did and Iâm having twins.â
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At Acme Looniversity I earned my Toon Degree, and now Iâm a hedge fund manager worth millions who fucks big-titty anvils.
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If you put wood chips in a wood chipper, you just end up with more wood chips
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If you tell me to "Sith your pants, do not" one more time, Yoda, I'm gonna Sith in your mouth.
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Go ahead and steal my nudes but nobody wants to see that much cabbage and mustard
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There's nuts on these nuns and we're nuts for Jesus buns.
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You may be the Patron Saint of Good Ideas, but Iâm a nun with nuts and you didnât think of me.
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Technically, it was aortic valve regurgitation that led to failure, but sure, God, I guess you could say I died from "heart farts."
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It fires out and feels like fire, yet it's not called fire-rhea.
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Flat Stanley wasn't flat until he was crushed by a kaiju dick.
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For sale: baby shoes, worn by an asshole.
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Thanks to testicular cancer, I now say "Diz nut!"
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The jerk store called and said theyâre all out of Stu.
Got another Rubikâs Cube stuck in my stupid pubes.
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Got another Rubikâs Cube stuck in my stupid pubes.