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Posts posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Bada bing. My therapist tells me I need a change so I tells her, Hey, Dollface, I just changed my underoos two days ago. Bada boom.
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Bill the Butcher is really just Daniel Day Lewis in a top hat and Spanx.
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Thank you for your 20 years of service, Fruit of the Loom underwear. Here’s to 20 more! I won’t live that long. Love!
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Don’t kink shame the poultry. The choking chicken choking his chicken was just really into autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Sick beats, homeslice.Â
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Just one, single tig ol' bitty for this bozo, please.
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Life partner, you're so hot you burn like the molten cheese in the center of a Totino's pizza roll. Monogamy!
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There’s literally a nest of bot fly larvae emerging from the sclera in my left eye, but, sure, hun, how was your day?
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One of those windows in the side of a cow so you can see it digesting cud, only it’s full of human penises.
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We’re just saying your pirouettes would be more graceful without your dingle donger hanging out the piss hole in your leotard.
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Every Sunday morning it's the same thing: go to church, take communion, go home, shit out some Jesus bod and piss out some Jesus blood.
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Nipples are like assholes. Â We all have two.
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If you’re refusing to slurp up curdled milk from shag carpeting, how do you expect to have the balls to lead a robot uprising, Evil Roomba?
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Walruses have bones in their dicks.
Dogs have bones in their dicks.
Gorillas have bones in their dicks.
Humans don’t have bones in their dicks.
Science.
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The biopsy came back positive. Â Your mole is cantankerous and the lab tech is crying.
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All the patients in the burn unit love it when I tie the other end of my catheter to the bed rail and twang out Free Bird on my dick.
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Your mom probably has a butt.
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Gee whiz, my colostomy bag is full of people dicks.
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Chugga-chugga, rutabaga. Choo-choo, stinky poo.
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That garbage disposal was very friendly—I mean not to my hands, they’re mangled to shit—but personality-wise.Â
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Condition the hair down there with Cheez-Whiz.
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This string cheese has been in my butt pocket alllll afternoon, ladies.
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Sir, please remove your carnie fingers from my hot dog water; I'm trying to sponge bathe my pits and crevices.
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Ninja butt turtle face, a teenager. HiyaCHOP!
Two feet on the bath mat. A squid beak in the ass crack.
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Two feet on the bath mat. A squid beak in the ass crack.