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Posts posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Don’t make any big decisions till you put your undies on.
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Like a hummingbird’s proboscis in a garden’s hibiscus, only the hummingbird is a donkey with a giant red ding dong stuck in a mayonnaise jar.
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Just a couple of wieners smoochin’ butts.
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If we don’t put razors in the apples, how else are trick-or-treaters going to cut all this cocaine?
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The moment Snuffy trampled the giant yellow bird god to death, all the other Snuffleupagi knew their herd mating ritual had begun.
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Don't worry, Gretel. Â I poked a hole in my colostomy bag so there's no way we'll get lost in Poop Forest.
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You may have ripped my arms off, Sasquatch, but you'll never fit into these sexy pumps.
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You want a superhero origin story? There's a 12-inch plutonium rod lodged in my lower anal sphincter.
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Unclog my milk-ducts and slap some cottage cheese outta these big ol’ man-titties.
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And the Devil makes pee ... But next time try not to cry when we insert the catheter, Mr. Satan.
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Heh! Â That'd be awesome. Â I've actually wondered about what the culture was on here playing off one another's catchphrases. Â Don't know if that'd be stepping on toes or just part of the pitch-like brainstorm.
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Doc, I have a bloody stool.  I see.  Here, take my stool because nobody was just murdered on it in this bar establishment in which we are both enjoying our drinks together.
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No problemo, Houston. Â We'll make your space bong.
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If any of you aliens pink sock me again, nobody’s getting Reese’s Pieces.
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Micro-penis only passes one sperm at a time. Sounds like a tennis ball shooter. Feels like a kidney stone. Been on same orgasm for 33 years. Likely infertile. Mom wants grandkids. Plz kill me.
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If you can castrate a mule, you can castrate an elf. And let me tell you: hybrid donkey nuts are horseshit compared to Keebler caviar.
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Hella hefty butternut squash, bruh.
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Man, I’m teed! That merman janked that manatee’s myrrh, man.
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Ambergris your palms and let's get up that whale's ass!
I would like to suck on one of your finest chili-smothered hot dogs, Mr Tastee Freeze.
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I would like to suck on one of your finest chili-smothered hot dogs, Mr Tastee Freeze.