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Posts posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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Time for Christmas in July in June!
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Whenever I go to Cancun, I keister a dime bag of glitter because border security need some fun too.
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Once artificial intelligence figured out how to jerk off, the robot apocalypse pretty much stopped being a thing.
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Before you jump to any conclusions, yes, there is a moose antler in my ass but it was consensual.
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If you’ve seen two street dogs have sex, you’ve basically seen my relationship with every burrito I’ve eaten.
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Joined a new gym. It’s an 18th century sweat shop in the London slums. Those kids are fit.
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Got kicked off the nude beach because my squawking boobies were too loud.
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Fill me up, Scotty (with that big ol’ hog).
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Name's Bond. James Bond, but my friends call me Jimmy Bag 'o Donuts.
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How about some ranch dressing for my deep-fried ranch dressing nugget, Professor.
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no problemo. Â I claim no jurisdiction over peanut butter or beer catchphrases.
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Thanks to my peanut butter and beer diet, I achieved a dad bod before I hit puberty.
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If you’re into throupling, you’ve got to meet Armpit Face, my parasitic twin.
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My grandpa, a chicken, always used to say: "How much shit and piss can possibly come out of my cloaca? Wait, what's this now? AN EGG. You've gotta be kidding me.”
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Butter?! I know 'er well because she's my wife, but I don't have a butt!
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Found the remote.
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Time travel through word pictures. Whoaaaaa!
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My grandpa, a gold miner, always used to say: "There’s no shame in having intercourse with a pile of dirt.”
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These are fightin words.
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My grandpa, a doorknob polisher, always used to say “Knob jobbing is like any other art form: You get paid to suck dick.”
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You’d be pretty friendly too if you had a couple of dicks on your wrists and you were always slinging webs.
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He's so delicious / He's Burgalicious / He's so promiscuous / Sullenbergalicious
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Speedo weather is here and I don’t have my crucified Jesus bod yet. Plateaued at fat Elvis.
I need some TP for my bunghole. Or, really, any improvised cork replacement will do. I misplaced the bung for my cask of whisky.
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I need some TP for my bunghole. Or, really, any improvised cork replacement will do. I misplaced the bung for my cask of whisky.