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Posts posted by Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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My corkscrew penis brings all the drakes to the yard.
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In space, no one can hear you scream except for space ninjas.
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Who said it first?: Henry Ford or Elon Musk.
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I want a cigarette that makes me sexy AND drunk.
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Doc was surprised I had breasts on my back. I was surprised I was lactating. The baby-versions of Guiness’s famed heaviest twins suckling the life from me acted like this was just another day on the farm.
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The armpit of my armpit also happens to be Florida.
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Tearing pantyhose is out. Mending pantyhose is in.
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People forget that the colon is the third largest erogenous zone.
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SPAM gelatin gets a 6 out of 10 for lubricant efficacy.
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Bad news: Louie dog is dead. There is no way to stay sane.
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You can't spell "party animal" without "I'm part anal".
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I’m old enough to remember when Moses sharted in the Red Sea.
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Foreskin and seven turds ago, these buttcheeks were divided.
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Gimme a Philly cheesesteak with a drizzle of cheese that says "PFT4LIFE". Also, include a few batteries so I have something to throw during a sporting match.
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People are drawn to certain animals because they see parts of themselves in them, which I never understood till I learned ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises.
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Every time I look a gift horse in the mouth it ends up being a regular horse that tries to eat my face.
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My wife nicknamed me "Yahoo!" because I, against all reason, still exist in her life when much more functional alternatives are only one click away.
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My GeoCities website about 90210 is still heavily trafficked.
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Every Google Doodle is based on one of my neck tattoos.
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They call me "Windows 95" because I crash (parties) so often.
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Bezos the Clown showed up a day late to my kid's birthday and he was inexplicably soggy.
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Hey, nice one! CBB bump!
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I removed all of my ribs and I still can’t suck my own dick or pass the sit-and-reach test.
Don't say that you missed me, if you're not going to fist me!!!
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CBB bump! You have made it. Good one.