JudgeDoodie

If dogs and cats were mice and rats, we'd have bellies full of mice and rats! Rejoice! Pass the mustard!

I’ve never faked a death I didn’t like!

My stallion, Rio, is a valiant friend. His strength is unmatched and his beauty ascends. His steadfast allegiance to our family is true, and that's why Rio will make excellent glue.

The truth is, no one really expected it to be this slippery.

Three is more than four, if you're a 'less is more' kind of whore.

If the juice is worth the squeeze, I'll grab your lemons and drop to my knees.

There are 17,000 people in this world. Are YOU one of them?

In the event of an emergency, call me! *wink*

You can cross your t's however you want, but never leave an i undotted.

I'm the ancient Roman God, Testiclese. You want to see small balls? Look at these.