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An actual, flammable witch
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I cast ye to the pits of damnation, which is what I call the Olive Garden, which is what I call Hell!
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In Hell, every day is a Monday and scantly a lasagna can be found.
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Our jokes float like bricks don't.
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It's teenage and mutant all the way down.
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I pledge allegiance to the flag of our father who art in heaven. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, from sea to shining sea.
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They call me Mr. Tibbs, nyan!
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I’ve got a booty that just won’t quit, but unfortunately it was fired.
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It was my mom's birthday yesterday. Happy birthday, mom! I love you.
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The Bat at Bane's falls mainly on his back.
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Mary had a little lamb, and yet she claims to still be a vegetarian.
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Give me your Magnificent Seven, and one of them has to do Update.
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Is your refrigerator running? What is its policy on universal healthcare?
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You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. If you just installed a left foot door, it could come and go as it pleased.
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Forget it, Jake. It's the Alzheimer's ward.
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Pre-shredded cheese is a cancer on society. Make America Grate Again!
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Oxford comma users rise up!
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I want this done by the book. The book lost its parenthetical recently and could use the company.
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The champaign of dick jokes. The Ferrari of fart humor. The show is thus.
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I'm a loud introducer, a negligent plugger, a bright host. I'm the Bang Bang Man.
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I'm just a squirrel standing in front of a nut asking it to let me try getting it.
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For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. Will trade for prosthetic baby feet. No wheels.
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