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An actual, flammable witch

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  1. I was walking down the street, just the other day // when I heard Reggie shouting, "Comedy Bang Bang!" // My time is very valuable. // My rhymes are always malleable. // I got a new job; it's staying infallible. // I'm master of plugs and spitting the flow. // Just remember, folks, it's not that kind of show.
  2. It's technically freezing/solidifying, but because there's no air pressure, it's also boiling.
  3. An actual, flammable witch

    Tootybut2Dbutt, times up!

    #buttshenanigans
  4. With his pistons enabled and his chassis stabled, he spilled his oil buckets.
  5. This is Scott the Auker Man with probably Paul Thompkans. We've done this forever, but the show was better. Even then, not a big fan.
  6. I'll give you a pinch. You give me a squeeze. I'll sit on your face, and my pussy will sneeze.
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