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Everything posted by An actual, flammable witch
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Look Scott, I just want you to say a name I made up on a podcast I like before the world blows up. Is there any decency left in the world?
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I was walking down the street, just the other day // when I heard Reggie shouting, "Comedy Bang Bang!" // My time is very valuable. // My rhymes are always malleable. // I got a new job; it's staying infallible. // I'm master of plugs and spitting [...]
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I was walking down the street, just the other day // when I heard Reggie shouting, "Comedy Bang Bang!" // My time is very valuable. // My rhymes are always malleable. // I got a new job; it's staying infallible. // I'm master of plugs and spitting the flow. // Just remember, folks, it's not that kind of show. -
I have nipples, Scott. Can Jason Mantzoukas milk me?
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Screw thy courage to the sticking place. I'll sit in the sticking place, and your courage can go down on me.
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I named your dick after a cowardly dog, and my pussy after a bow's thong. Screw thy courage to the sticking place, and we'll not fail.
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When your eye hits the moon as you trip out the lun-ar module: that's the water in your blood being vaporized by the vacuum of space.
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It's technically freezing/solidifying, but because there's no air pressure, it's also boiling. -
Get thee to a Cold Stone Creamery. Purchase a "liketh," procure another free!
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#buttshenanigans
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"It's okay. A lot of Great Whites can't do it." — Scott Aukerman, Insurrection Tale
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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's more machine than man now.
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With his pistons enabled and his chassis stabled, he spilled his oil buckets. -
Don't call me Later to Dinner. That's Mr. Late to Dinner to you.
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Do lesbians say, "Come on, baby, just the lips?"
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Stare into the void, and the void will stare into you. What a slut.
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This is Scott the Auker Man with probably Paul Thompkans. We've done this forever, but the show was better. Even then, not a big fan.
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This is Scott the Auker Man with probably Paul Thompkans. We've done this forever, but the show was better. Even then, not a big fan. -
I'll give you a pinch. You give me a squeeze. I'll sit on your face, and my pussy will sneeze.
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I'll give you a pinch. You give me a squeeze. I'll sit on your face, and my pussy will sneeze.