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Yes, Being blindfolded while hitting a piñata is customary. but, that ball gag Sir, is totally unnecessary

The ninth Rule of Fight Club is, we don't talk about Lambada Fridays.

Life Hack: if you go to the supply store, you can trade 1 gram of paper for 5 pounds of it

Each action has an equal and opposite Jackson

It's always compelling to Rhyme Pajamas with Bahamas, just like orange with Triceratops

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man put his social life aside

Putting together a sandwich themed puzzle is harder, if you get rid of the edges

Don't get sad if a cookie hits you in the nuts. that's just they way the cookie cramp balls

I've never seen or cared about Sex and the City. I guess i'm such a samantha.

They say, the Caw Caw Caw took my raven away.

A Mustache is a face rug, where you can wipe your fingers before them entering your nose

Where we're going We don't need clothes. i mean roads!...what?...no, you shut up!!!

Follow your dreams, or hire a P.I. to do so and then confront your dreams and your best friend in a motel parking lot.

I finally overcame my dyslexia. AYY!!!!

i was born near to a toxic waste drop site. so i don't put my money where my mouth is.

I take my froyo, nuts smashed just like my dojo

Every time a sport bar waitress goes to heaven an Angel Gets His Wings

Every Tool's a Hammer, if you put parachute pants on it

Solving fast a Rubik's cube gives you extra time to rub your pubes.

Somewhere! Over the Paywall...content is free! goddamn, why do i have to be broke and Scott so cheap!

Copy and paste it until you make it

I spy with my little eye... Although i think i'm gonna start using my good one since i've been getting tons of complains from my clients

You say cowabunga i say chumbawamba. let's just portmanteau this into Cochabamba

Gas, Grass or Ass?. It shouldn't be so hard picking a flavor at the Juice bar

Say no to drugs and when to parmesan Cheese