Nickname's Expert

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence ... Specialy after too many shamrocked shots on Saint Patrick's day

Let Bi-Gnomes be Bi-Gnomes, you, close minded prick!

Curiosity Killed The Cat. that's why it fled to Mars

A tongue punch in the fart box is worth two in the bush

If The Smooth Operator and The Smooth Criminal raised a child, he would be the Smoothest scammer of calls

Toilet Humor is the best. The problem is to convince Jerry Seinfeld to perform in your bathroom.

All of you mocking the Child's real name in the Mandalorian need to grogup

He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake, so might as well cover your webcam and fool that perv with a piece of tape

If i could have a Nickel Back for every CD that i've bought because i liked just one song, i wouldn't be in such a Sixpence None the Richer situation.

Styx and Stones may play old songs. but, chords will never hurt me

Easy peasy, lemon tiddies, cannot squeeze 'em. pinchy pinchy?

I bless the rains down in Africa and now its acting like a basic girl

You have to break a few knees to make an omelet, if you work for the mafia but cannot afford eggs