Nickname's Expert

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, if you don't wanna get a splinter in your sphincter

Failing your color blind test, thwarts your chances to pass with flying colors.

New Nonno. Becoming a grandfather in italy for the first time. New Nonno

At first if you don't succeed at weight lifting. Try a gain

In the game of 3 dimensional Chess, The Horse is King

It's not the same to say, enjoying a hot java under the hut. as, enjoying under a hot Jabba the Hutt

The difference between fusion and infusion depends on what results after merging Ice cube and Ice T together

Closed Captions? i'd say more like Acquaintance Captions or even Captions with benefits.

Now Available in the deep ocean. after all, we are the huge Manatees podcast

Anything can be pickled. but, deez nuts you'll never sickle, are you down just for tickles?

If you ever encounter a video tape in an eerie log cabin. don't play it. it could be entourage, the movie.

Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream. straight, straight, straight, straight. don't pull an Evergreen.

Johnny Cash despited sound checks

Crime does not pay, on non-business days

Nobody hates cancel culture more than paid subscription websites

i'm still not sure if i am the actual expert or just belong to that person. boy! that apostrophe messed up my life. sorry. i cannot help you with that. thanks a lot for the like tho!

It's not a good idea to go for a cold one at Cheers, if you entered the witness protection program.

"Dan Marino 911" is great but i do prefer the American version "Dan Sailor Moon" better

Mirror mirror on the wall. hung too high to see my balls

Imagine if Pop Rocks had the same, in and out effect just as spicy food does. tickles! tickles!

There's no EA in Tim

If you cannot smell what the rock is cooking. you might as well get tested for the virus.

When you can't find your sport bra before going jogging and you know your nipples are going to end up chaffed. that's bad news for my man boobs

Whoever peed inside my pants while i was passed out drunk. shame on you.

Hey, is this the place where you can rent a friend?. I'm asking for a friend.