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Posts posted by Nickname's Expert
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The ninth Rule of Fight Club is, we don't talk about Lambada Fridays.
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Life Hack: if you go to the supply store, you can trade 1 gram of paper for 5 pounds of it
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Each action has an equal and opposite Jackson
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It's always compelling to Rhyme Pajamas with Bahamas, just like orange with Triceratops
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man put his social life aside
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Putting together a sandwich themed puzzle is harder, if you get rid of the edges
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Don't get sad if a cookie hits you in the nuts. that's just they way the cookie cramp balls
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I've never seen or cared about Sex and the City. I guess i'm such a samantha.
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They say, the Caw Caw Caw took my raven away.
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A Mustache is a face rug, where you can wipe your fingers before them entering your nose
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Where we're going We don't need clothes. i mean roads!...what?...no, you shut up!!!
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Follow your dreams, or hire a P.I. to do so and then confront your dreams and your best friend in a motel parking lot.
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I finally overcame my dyslexia. AYY!!!!
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i was born near to a toxic waste drop site. so i don't put my money where my mouth is.
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I take my froyo, nuts smashed just like my dojo
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Every time a sport bar waitress goes to heaven an Angel Gets His WingsÂ
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Every Tool's a Hammer, if you put parachute pants on it
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Solving fast a Rubik's cube gives you extra time to rub your pubes.
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Somewhere! Over the Paywall...content is free! goddamn, why do i have to be broke and Scott so cheap!
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Copy and paste it until you make it
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I spy with my little eye... Although i think i'm gonna start using my good one since i've been getting tons of complains from my clients
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You say cowabunga i say chumbawamba. let's just portmanteau this into Cochabamba
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Gas, Grass or Ass?. It shouldn't be so hard picking a flavor at the Juice bar
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Say no to drugs and when to parmesan Cheese
Yes, Being blindfolded while hitting a piñata is customary. but, that ball gag Sir, is totally unnecessary
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Yes, Being blindfolded while hitting a piñata is customary. but, that ball gag Sir, is totally unnecessary