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Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald

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Topics posted by Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald

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    CBB: Putting the "B" in DABDA. Twice. And then a C in there too. Don't act like you don't know what the C is for.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I think of most of my catchphrases in the shower- which is why this one is sopping wet. Though, you'll never in a million years guess why it's so sticky.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining...without pissing on my other leg and telling me it's sunny. I like my pissweather fair and balanced.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ok, technically it's not an "illusion", since the assistant actually does get chopped in half during the show. Abraca-dabda?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't cry for me, Argentina. You either, ArgenSandra and ArgenMonica. There's no crying in ArgenMambo #5.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a-poom-poom. Sorry, I don't know how to mute the poom-poom.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    On Dancer, On Prancer, On Vixen. Especially on Vixen!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    My anaconda is sleeping, so I'd really appreciate it if you'd take your ass out of the terrarium.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Enjoy today's show. Or don't. Whatever. As you guys constantly remind me, I'm not your "real" dad.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Yo no soy Molinero. Soy Al Molinaro, the first of 3 Happy Days ghosts to visit you tonight.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Brown chicken, brown cow. This and other porn music on today's Comedy Farm Bang.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Our musical guest, Tony! Toni! Toné!, couldn't make it- but don't worry. We booked Rudy! Rudi! Rudé!. Welcome to Comedy Total Bangscaping.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind. In fact, maybe consider just stopping ALL the tugging and spitting, Ms. Daniels.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Up my NOSE with a rubber hose? I wasn't expecting that. But ok, I mean, you're the urologist.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You use those lips to kiss your mother!? Hot. Um...soooo...what else does she let you do?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We're rebooting our "Would You Rather" feature by just asking guests if they'd bang Dan Rather. Hey, where are you guys going?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I put this whole tube of mentos into an expensive bottle of port. The experience was just fucking clumsy. I do not recommend PortMentos.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said "You're sending Scott a catchphrase for an ep that already aired". Please welcome Werner Herzog.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Snitches may get stitches, but MY bitches get an Arby's gift card.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Try our new holiday snack, Fecums. "Fecums: What makes them so moist?!" (TM)

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ho ho ho ho ho ho. That's right, Jolly Green Santa has 6 hoes.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I think I yeeted when you smurfed me in the jawn.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Marshall. Thicke. Valastro's Hand. Jeffrey Epstein. Are there *any* CBB fan-favorites PFT won't murder? Let's find out!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'd like to thank the poll workers... and all the other strip club employees too. I'm having a super fun time!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It turns out "go the the store and grab a skirt steak" does not mean what I thought, and I sincerely apologize, your honor.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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