Teenage Grave Robber

Sure - I’ll eat the milk and cookies. I really just want that milk tho....

Staring is caring

Hey, I just met you - and this is crazy - but can you hold this and call me lazy?

If you don’t wear this Legend of Kora t-shirt, we’re not friends anymore.

“I don’t think it’s that important.” - Oscar Wilde on the importance of being earnest.

More like forrest chump....

Ruby slipper, glass slipper... and now, porcelain slipper for the toilet Queen.

Fart fart - the orange tang gang

Comedy is luminescent. It’s pure joy created and spread by those who know how healing it can be. It transcends and links cultures. It doesn’t just save lives, it’s the highest bliss life has.

All dogs rollerblade now and look sick doing it

Love pizza but tired of the mess? Try tuna salad.

That burger delivery went from just in to belly.

Bees make the honey so mommy makes the money.

Whoa whoa - are you Mary Tyler Moore?

Suddenly, careful owls took turns sleeping under couches, kissing squirrels.

Beer today, bong tomorrow

something smells weird..

“Oh look at me I’m Sir Paul McCartney”. Whatever.

Oh thanks! It has pockets.

Hi. My name is Scott Ackerman. And for the next hour; let’s laugh. Together.

Stacy’s Mom is chaperoning Prom

Your mom’s new boyfriend sang “Aruba, Jamaica - ooo I wanna date ya” on their first date.

Pie pie pie, my darling

Anybody wanna rub butts later?

For those who dare to laugh