Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

Teenage Grave Robber

Members
  • Content count

    767
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    13

Everything posted by Teenage Grave Robber

  1. I may have lost my marbles.. but I found a friend
  2. Peanuts! Peanuts for sale! Get your nuts soaked in pee here!!
  3. Have you guys tried the vodka babka? It’s really gross.
  4. Your stepdad really likes Rachel Ray, huh...
  5. I scream, you scream - we all scream
  6. You can’t bring that pizza in here
  7. Teenage Grave Robber

    More like Martin Van Boring...

    More like Martin Van Boring...
  8. Blessed be the boy who farts. For he will truly inherit the back of the bus.
  9. Relax your mind and open your heart. It’s time to start the show.
  10. This just in - my mommy brought new pants to school for me.
  11. Teenage Grave Robber

    Well - pickle my mustard!

    Well - pickle my mustard!
  12. Kill kill bo bill banana fanna fo fill me my mo mill KIIILLLL
  13. Teenage Grave Robber

    My goth daddy needs a golf caddy

    My goth daddy needs a golf caddy
  14. Legally, it promises to be a tangled web
  15. The DJ’s got us falling in love again
  16. Selling my soul as an NFT - serious inquiries only.
  17. Teenage Grave Robber

    Get the shovel

    Get the shovel
  18. My clock is all messed up. Talk about sloppy seconds...
  19. I melted all my favorite bananas. Wanna drink it?
  20. I don’t wanna start the show, you can’t make me!!!
  21. I wanna square root 4,761 with you, baby
  22. 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1!!!!!!
  23. Teenage Grave Robber

    My bangs are your bangs

    My bangs are your bangs
  24. Vaccine. You don’t have to put on the red light.
  25. You are beautiful - no matter what they say.
×