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Teenage Grave Robber

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  1. Teenage Grave Robber

    Stop staring at my ass

    Stop staring at my ass
  2. Teenage Grave Robber

    Here come the laughs

    Here come the laughs
  3. Darth Bader Ginsburg could be something
  4. The bad man took my dad’s van
  5. Patience is a thief’s best friend
  6. Teenage Grave Robber

    I’m gonna hurl

    I’m gonna hurl
  7. I’ll never fall in love with you again
  8. I’ll kill any man who farts at dinner
  9. Next stop - selling feet pics on OnlyFans
  10. Please give me a job. I’ll clean the toilets with my bare hands. You can watch. Anything.
  11. Come on me, bro. I mean come at me! I meant come at me, bro!
  12. New rule: robots can only be the size of American girl dolls.
  13. Can I have some sugarcubes? I’m a real björk dork.
  14. Ding dong: it’s me. Your worst nightmare in a dress.
  15. Scotty make the bang bang, Scotty go BOOM!
  16. I have all my best ideas in the shower. Like when I decided to pop that pimple on my butt.
  17. Teenage Grave Robber

    Sumos cum loud

    Sumos cum loud
  18. Brad Pitt is gonna be on the show today.
  19. The fashion, the glitz, the glam - truly, the stars are out tonight in the city of angels.
  20. Get the shovel. It’s time to dig.
  21. We should make this quick. I have to go to the bathroom.
  22. I don’t know about you but I’m HORNY
  23. Never forget that a man named Grover was president of the United States of America.
  24. There’s a pizza on the way and the boys are in the basement. Have fun!
  25. Teenage Grave Robber

    It’s leather, Daddy

    It’s leather, Daddy
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