Teenage Grave Robber

We’ve been best friends since we were four. Eat. The. Ham. Burger. Out. Of. The. Bowl.

Eat it like a dog!

Rocket Man has just entered the MCU

Cheese cake with extra queso, please

Americans don’t like bullies. Nuh uh.

I love the narration from the Blockbuster documentary and whoever did it is a genius and lovely human

Day 3 of no toilet paper

Get the shovel. We’re digging tonight.

Ooooooo beef cheddar, girl

Let me see your pizza ROOLLL

Microwave it good, sexy boy. Get that guac nice and hot.

We are the origin of all coming evil.

I love this

Is Casablanca about the White House?

I’ve never been hyperbolic in my entire life!

PLUG the song for plugs this song was made with samples from the CBB theme song and bass and drums. okay. bye. i hope the link works.

Senator, please! This is an Arby’s

Kulap, I love you so much. This show, and everything that I do is for you and us. Thank you for being my best friend and the love of my life.

Pigs are gross I’m a piggy I’m gross oink oink call me Scotty piggy i’m a gross little piggy

Ding dong - it’s your mom

Sugar sugar dip the booger

You’ll never catch me

Wanna see my collection of Steve Martin Shorts?

I don’t want to fight about macaroni and cheese anymore

Mine milkshake brings thy boys to the Bard.