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Teenage Grave Robber

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  1. Teenage Grave Robber
    Put on the clown suit and go to the bathroom, General. That’s an order.
  2. Teenage Grave Robber
    Hey! Wake up! Alan Parson, Johnny Carson, and Bree Larson stole your car, son.
  3. Teenage Grave Robber
    Dear, Hollywood - please make Kermit the Frog pregnant.
  4. Teenage Grave Robber
    If we don’t fight back, the libs are gonna come into your house and squeeze your wife’s beautiful breasts!
  5. Teenage Grave Robber
    Put Texas at the nexus of your next breakfast
  6. Teenage Grave Robber
    Don’t be afraid, You’re already dead.
  7. Teenage Grave Robber

    I don’t want.......your fries

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I don’t want.......your fries
  8. Teenage Grave Robber
    Has anyone cooL ever sat in a chair backwards? Then I’ll be the first.
  9. Teenage Grave Robber

    Daddy, where’s the shovel?

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Daddy, where’s the shovel?
  10. Teenage Grave Robber
    Put your hands up on my hips - when I skip you skip we skip
  11. Teenage Grave Robber
    Mary had a little lamb. His fleece was fucking dope. And everywhere that Mary went the lamb was super supportive and chill about.
  12. Teenage Grave Robber
    I’ll never DM a Muppet ever again...
  13. Teenage Grave Robber
    I can’t imagine being a bird. It must get cold as shit out there.
  14. Teenage Grave Robber
    Fine! FINE! I had sex with a Muppet! Is that what you want to hear?!?
  15. Teenage Grave Robber

    Is Ben stiller handsome?

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Is Ben stiller handsome?
  16. Teenage Grave Robber
    Don’t be such a bed sore loser
  17. Teenage Grave Robber
    Dear, Hollywood. Please make another “How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days”
  18. Teenage Grave Robber

    Send in the mini drivers

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Send in the mini drivers
  19. Teenage Grave Robber
    I want my baby back! Give me my baby back!! Baby back!! Baby back baby back!!!
  20. Teenage Grave Robber
    I put LSD in the banana bread, grandma. Good luck.
  21. Teenage Grave Robber

    Take me to Goth Island.

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Take me to Goth Island.
  22. Teenage Grave Robber
    Principle Rinsible is not invincible. I saw her bleed.
  23. Teenage Grave Robber
    It’s terminal. Your dad works at the airport.
  24. Teenage Grave Robber
    She’s the best proctologist Ohio has ever seen.
  25. Teenage Grave Robber

    Dad, get the shovel.

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Dad, get the shovel.
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