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Teenage Grave Robber

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  1. Teenage Grave Robber

    Bruce Wayne Knight

    Bruce Wayne Knight
  2. Gimme your feet boy to see them soles/ I wanna get lost in your piggy toes/ and sniff away
  3. You are hereby sentenced to dance until you are dead
  4. Phoebe Bridgers singing Smelly Cat on SNL this week was so weird.
  5. Teenage Grave Robber

    I wanna be Kathy Bates so bad

    I wanna be Kathy Bates so bad
  6. Mommy, can I go out and dig tonight?
  7. Teenage Grave Robber

    Please cancel SNL

    Please cancel SNL
  8. Teenage Grave Robber

    Big girls don’t die

    Big girls don’t die
  9. Soup or bowl? Soup in bowl, please.
  10. Pig skin is so gross and they just toss it around to each other. Ew. I’m so over this.
  11. Teenage Grave Robber

    Please cancel the super bowl

    Please cancel the super bowl
  12. Teenage Grave Robber

    Sup, worms

    Sup, worms
  13. “Laddies and ladies” is greater than “ladies and gentlemen”.
  14. Zoom zoom zoom make my heart go boom boom my supernova girl
  15. Teenage Grave Robber

    hot topics in my hot pockets

    hot topics in my hot pockets
  16. Hot Topic (sung in the hot pocket melody)
  17. Teenage Grave Robber

    I like my pizza slimy fishy

    I like my pizza slimy fishy
  18. Teenage Grave Robber

    I am the mind freak

    I am the mind freak
  19. Chris Angel is really cool once you get to know him.
  20. Happy birthday, you clown loving son of a bitch.
  21. Teenage Grave Robber

    And now. The cake wars.

    And now. The cake wars.
  22. Thousands marched on Washington yesterday in support of ‘All Cakes Must Look Like Clowns” legislation despite criticism from bakers that it infringes on their first amendment rights to bake whatever shaped cakes they want.
  23. I feel bad but ultimately I think I did the right thing calling the cops on my friend. Her birthday cake did not look like a clown and the proper authorities deserved to know.
  24. Why doesn’t her birthday cake look like a clown....should I call the cops?
  25. It’s not my fault that legally, cakes have to look like clowns now. It’s just the law.
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