Teenage Grave Robber

If you want your cake to be fun - you have to make it look like a clown. You just have to, bro.

New rule: all cakes look like clowns now

This cake looks way too much like a clown.

Pancakes for my real friends, fake pans for my cake friends

Anybody wanna make out later?

Oh damn - I almost forgot about he universe.

Everybody. Pants down.

Don’t make it a big deal, but my butt accidentally got bit a bat between bathroom breaks.

Oh so NOW you want a fire extinguisher?!

White Castle hosts cyber goth raves now. No more burgers. Only cyber goth raves.

Ew. Is that a picture of your mom at a rave?

Your parents got arrested at a rave once

Anybody wanna rave later?

They will see us raving from such great heights

You know what? The entire cast of Entourage is cancelled.

Ari Gold is cancelled

Call me a woman on Entourage cause I’m not allowed to talk when men are around.

I wonder what Vinnie and the boys are up to...

Gonna call my dog ‘Turtle’ just like Vinnie Chase did with his favorite bitch.

Shit up or shut up

Give me pizza flavored pop tarts or give me death

That’s right kitty cat, you play dumb.

Fart fart, toot toot. Gimme the watch and gimme the loot.

I saw my reflection then in a puddle. Distorted. A future me I only imagined in my greatest insecurities and fears. I had become the broken and discarded toy they always said I’d be.

My bathtub smells so bad