Jump to content
šŸ”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ɨ

Teenage Grave Robber

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content count

    767

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    13

Everything posted by Teenage Grave Robber

  1. Teenage Grave Robber
    If you wanna roll with us you better learn how to drift
  2. Teenage Grave Robber
    SALT IS A ROCK THAT WE EAT AND THATā€™S WEIRD! LET ME EAT MORE ROCKS, PLEASE!
  3. Teenage Grave Robber

    Poop is in the fart

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Poop is in the fart
  4. Teenage Grave Robber

    Does anyone even drink soda anymore?

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Does anyone even drink soda anymore?
  5. Teenage Grave Robber

    Please rise

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Please rise
  6. Teenage Grave Robber
    David Byrne at Carnegie Hall be all like, ā€œHow did I get here?ā€
  7. Teenage Grave Robber
    Make more movies about busses, please
  8. Teenage Grave Robber
    New rule: no more hands for soccer players. Take their hands, no more rule breaking. Itā€™s that simple.
  9. Teenage Grave Robber
    How come the telephone gets to be called ā€˜phoneā€™ but the phonograph has to be called ā€˜record playerā€™ now. Itā€™s messed up.
  10. Teenage Grave Robber
    Stop trying to make me think that Iā€™m bread. Iā€™m not bread. Iā€™m a human.
  11. Teenage Grave Robber
    Get ready to fall in love with comedy all over again.
  12. Teenage Grave Robber
    Quit farting in the bathtub and listen up
  13. Teenage Grave Robber
    Bring on the clowns in hand me down gowns
  14. Teenage Grave Robber

    Make snakes take the baked cakes

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Make snakes take the baked cakes
  15. Teenage Grave Robber
    How do you make a root beer float? Put a cork in it, thatā€™s how.
  16. Teenage Grave Robber
    The whole school saw you doing karate and you stink at it
  17. Teenage Grave Robber
    Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my health care bills? Can you pay my student loan bills? Can you pay my Buffalo bills?
  18. Teenage Grave Robber
    Jupiter saves us everyday. We donā€™t thank planets or the sun as much as we should.
  19. Teenage Grave Robber
    Put up your feet and eat some pickles
  20. Teenage Grave Robber
    Yea Iā€™m very happy I really like bitter, dark chocolate itā€™s way better than ice cream
  21. Teenage Grave Robber

    This iPod is vintage

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    This iPod is vintage
  22. Teenage Grave Robber

    Please rise

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Please rise
  23. Teenage Grave Robber
    My new aesthetic is ā€˜grandma slutā€™.
  24. Teenage Grave Robber
    Hey boys, they call me ā€œpecan sandyā€
  25. Teenage Grave Robber

    I need a new bug

    Teenage Grave Robber posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I need a new bug
×