Teenage Grave Robber

Another round of sour cream for my friends!

Well, pickle my onions!

I’ll have the Danny Devito Dorito Burrito

My girls are ready to fight

Less shock, more jock

Where my pigs at?

Now THAT’S a human finger!

quack quack duck duck hello yea

My jeans taste like apples

My neighbor’s turtle was last seen buying rope and a 5hr energy at the...Shell Station. I know - but he was really there. Please help.

My neighbor’s turtle is missing

What’s wrong, hot dog?

In a Spanish bank with 0% interest, a penny saved gathers no mas

Wishing my cuck the best of luck

Mama make me good girl make me pretty mama oh boy dandy doodle

I went to the dock and accidentally stepped on the port man’s toe.

Soggy Bottom Boys 2 Men Women and Children of Bodom

Animal Collective Soul Asylum

TLC hates Zach Braff. No Scrubs.

2 DMs: Me DM’ing you and you DM’ing the floor.

Take another little piece of my pop tart, baby

Tik Tok, Mr. Bond. Tik Tok.

Tell me all your thoughts on blogs

Who’s the mom now, Dad?!

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