Teenage Grave Robber

Release the power of the shenstone

Fart as one. Fart together.

Get ready for my Garth Vader impression - “Hey Luke. I’m totally your Dad. Naaaaauuuugght”

Anybody wanna have dinner with their ex and have them text you when they make it safe to their new girlfriend’s house later?

Get the shovel.

I got something to say. I ate an apple today and it. Doesn’t matter much to me. As long as it’s red.

What’s a good horror movie?

Bingo was his name.

I’m a spoiled little cat. Meow meow, baby

Coming up, we’re rounding off the top ten Croatian baby bumps.

I’ll copyright whatever I want.

Disney can suck it. #releasethemouse

What’s really messed up is that Disney got its start animating public domain stories, copywriting them, then lobbying for half a century so that those copyrights never expire. Those characters will likely never reenter the public domain.

I’ll bring the whole Mickey Mouse House to trial if i have too!

Mickey Mouse should be public domain by now. It’s egregious.

...over there.

Vaping isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.

Anybody got any milk?

Personal pan demic

The beach is made up there is no beach ive never seen it and neither have you

Is it my imagination or is your butterfly driving the car?

Submarine sandwiches are for heroes only

Clamp him! Clamp him, your majesty!

The curse is over when I say it’s over

Kiss me. Make me fly. I wanna be an airplane again.