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Teenage Grave Robber

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  1. Teenage Grave Robber

    I’m not a banana anymore

    I’m not a banana anymore
  2. Teenage Grave Robber

    Happy Fourth of July, everyone!

    Happy Fourth of July, everyone!
  3. Teenage Grave Robber

    Pee all you can pee

    Pee all you can pee
  4. Teenage Grave Robber

    Eat a pig become a pig

    Eat a pig become a pig
  5. You’re gonna honestly sit there and tell me NONE of the Muppets are sexy?! Fuck you.
  6. I can’t even look at a photo of George Clooney without farting anymore.
  7. My other butt eats butts on the regular
  8. All I breathe is wind wind wind no matter what
  9. Teenage Grave Robber

    Stew the borscht, Luke.

    Stew the borscht, Luke.
  10. “Love Actually” walked so “Valentine’s Day” could run.
  11. Oh you like pizza, huh? Name the ingredients.
  12. Teenage Grave Robber

    venit patris sui est mundus tuus

    venit patris sui est mundus tuus
  13. When I was a child, a sacred witch told me I’d host the last remaining podcast….
  14. Who likes green energy? Not King Coal…
  15. Everyone loves beans until you eat too many and become one
  16. Teenage Grave Robber

    We all a bunch of freaks in here

    We all a bunch of freaks in here
  17. Behold, my father in his glory gives with both cheeks clenched.
  18. One John Mayer concert and your dad goes vegan
  19. Oh my little butt feels so good right now!
  20. Teenage Grave Robber

    Ska can’t help you here

    Ska can’t help you here
  21. Teenage Grave Robber

    Pick a weapon

    Pick a weapon
  22. Teenage Grave Robber

    How about a cold one, hot stuff?

    How about a cold one, hot stuff?
  23. Motorcycle shoes are better than regular shoes cause they go ‘Vroom Vroom!’
  24. Your DUI will be tried by a jury of your beers
  25. Send another round of mayonnaise to the gentlemen at the end of the bar, please.
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