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Burritofeet
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I built a white picket fence around my perineum. It’s a quaint taint.
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Garry Marshall made me a glazed tenderloin. It was pork and minty. Nanu Nanu
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Neither Rain, nor sleet, nor skeet from beaten meat makes jack a dull boy
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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again until they just give it to you to stop you from crying
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Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Everybody crap your pants!
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Jack Black and Shaq smacked sacks on a stack of backpacks tacked with Roberta Flack's plaque
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1, 3, 7, 9. I like my numbers like i like my Optimus; Prime
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I get styes with a little help from my friends, because they keep shoving their fingers under my eyelids
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You better gape up, 'cause I need a ham and my dart is set on you
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One man's seasonal Spirit Halloween is another man's year round kink shop
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Glove is patient, glove is kind. It does not fit, you must acquit.
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Time is an illusion and existence is a prison. Happy birthday Grandma!
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David Byrne yearns for a squirming worm urn, while Laura Dern makes another confusing David Lynch film
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I was vacuuming my apartment when I had a great idea. It turned out to be a pro-lapse in judgement.
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I'm not pro-lapse, but I respect a persons right to choose
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An insurrection is done by an insurgency said the incestuous surgeon inconspicuously
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Give a man a fist and you fist him for a day; teach a man to fist and you fist him for a lifetime.
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