Burritofeet
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It’s tough being a history teacher that gets aroused by World War ll. It can be a real battle of the bulge if you know what I mean.
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Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Rent wasn’t cancelled so the park is where I sleep at night.
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I asked the indifferent masseuse for a happy ending. They responded with a shrug and tug.
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It’ll slice, it’ll dice, it’ll make your new wife’s daughter be nice. It’s been a tough year.
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Squeaky Fromme went to prom, where she got real bored. When she did, god forbid, she ran into Gerald Ford.
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It was 20 years ago tomorrow that I was eye fucked by Dave Navarro
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As a carpenter Jesus was great with his hands, but not as a lover...he got that stigmata dentata
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I built a white picket fence around my perineum. It’s a quaint taint.
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Contrary to what the government tells you, crossbreeding with ruminants can be exhausting. Wake up, sheeple!
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In tonight’s performance of Grease the role of Senor Chang Changity Chang she-bop will be played by Ken Jeong
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I built a water based vehicle that runs on toxic masculinity and nostalgia. I call it a Cameron Crowe-boat.
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Garry Marshall made me a glazed tenderloin. It was pork and minty. Nanu Nanu
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I like my Islands like I like my dongs. Long, strong and down to get the friction on.
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No, I take orders from this lamb. I can not be the son of Sam.
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Tell me all your thoughts on sod, cause I really want to peat her.
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Tell me all your thoughts on cod, cause I would really like to eat her
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If your Joel Mchale talks for more than 5 hours consult your doctor about euthanasia.
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