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    If you want good advice, don't cover your head with lice; always soak your wet phone with dry rice; and don't let the dogs out. They don't see well and might end up roadkill.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This ain't an 80s rock band, it's Hugs For Plugs. Send your theme songs to the zoo.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If I were a magician, I'd saw dogs in half, to halve more dogs.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    When you're fired and at work, that's a time for fireworks.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey Adult Swim, bring back The Venture Brothers. I'm Scott Aukerman and that would just be something really nice of you to do.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Mirror, mirror on the wall- I don't remember installing a mirror. Help! I'm in aluminum foil and I'm baking!

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Have you heard the tale of the frog and the scorpion? But you're not a scorpion, Hammer, don't hurt him.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Salute the flag or salute your shorts. It's always nice to have some loyalty. Unlike my listeners. Welcome to Doughboys.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It's a Gundam? I have no idea what anime is, but giant robots haunt my space-faring nightmares.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Duck, duck, duck, goose!? Call the zoo, their golden goose is loose and gold is falling from its caboose. 

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Pizza! Pizza! I'm not quoting Little Caesar's, I'm demanding pizza for my next meal.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A wop bop a loo bop a lop ba ba. I got a show named Comedy Bang! Bang! And I hope it becomes your thang thang, Tutti Frutti.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Die, die, die, my darling Princess Di, we barely knew ye.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Today, when I woke up I broke my razor; it's okay I'll make a new kind of shaver; I'm a hair-concerned trailblazer.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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