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Topics posted by Turtleshark
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Friedrich Nietzsche was right, blondes do have more fun
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I'll bet you didn't know there was a real life kung fu panda. I say "was" (past tense) because it turns out kung fu isn't very effective against a boa constrictor
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May I have my pants back, please? My dogs are getting married today.
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Welcome to the amputee of the year awards! Please put your stumps together for this year's finalists
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"Why is this band called Three Dog Night?" asked nobody
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I believe the children are our future... wait, there's more... overlords
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The only good thing about living in a haunted house is that I can claim it is ghosts who are making all these farts
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Is it ironic that the only member of the Justice League without daddy issues is Wonder Woman?
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When you think about it, Superman is really 3 characters: Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter; Kal-El, last son of Krypton; and Beatrice Winkler, eldest sister of Henry
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When you think about it, podcasts are just the internet version of farts
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But among friends she's known as FUDGE judy if you know what I mean
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Let's just pray we make it to the base before cornfall
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But if you're into Fran Drescher lookalikes, check out onlyfrans.com
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History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes with orange
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Finally a Super Friends movie with the solemn gravitas that has been so sorely lacking
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Do you accept crypto? The super-dog? As your personal savior?
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