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Boob Seger

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  1. Boob Seger
    If you wanna cuddle that’ll cost you extra.
  2. Boob Seger
    This ice hotel is a nice hotel.
  3. Boob Seger
    If my phone could talk I think we’d really hit it off.
  4. Boob Seger
    Bob Seger made me a believer in practice makes perfect.
  5. Boob Seger
    Does the 10 second rule apply to piss and shit? Asking for a friend.
  6. Boob Seger
    The old man was in denial that he suffers from a senile penile.
  7. Boob Seger
    All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom in the spare room if you could use a broom and not the fucking vacuum.
  8. Boob Seger
    My doctor said the only cure for a stubbed toe is a sucked dick.
  9. Boob Seger
    Don King is a dom queen who loves to toot his own horn.
  10. Boob Seger
    She was a little long in the tooth to wear that thong with those boots.
  11. Boob Seger
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A mask and a flask helps me get through my day.
  12. Boob Seger
    If you help me find my temper I promise not to kick your ass.
  13. Boob Seger
    Where do I go? What shall I do? Frankly, my dear, I don’t give directions.
  14. Boob Seger
    I want a divorce I want a divorce. Get out of my life you filthy old horse.
  15. Boob Seger
    Birds of a feather fuck together.
  16. Boob Seger
    A glass full of rum and an ass full of cum. Now that’s what I call fun in the sun.
  17. Boob Seger
    First time caller. Long time pervert.
  18. Boob Seger
    Dress me in lace and spit in my face. Happy anniversary babe.
  19. Boob Seger
    If everyone on the zoom can see your asshole... you’re the asshole.
  20. Boob Seger
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled puppies can I trust him to file my tax return?
  21. Boob Seger
    Dating in a pandemic is tough. I’m up to 500 steps on my clitbit.
  22. Boob Seger
    Tight on the sides, long on the top. My barber has an excellent penis.
  23. Boob Seger
    My teacher refused to believe that my dog ate my pussy.
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